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Weather Hype

Last year, right around this time, we would constantly hear that there was going to be a big snow storm the next day. The aggravating part was that this was almost never true! Today was one of those days. Almost ever teacher was telling us about a big blizzard watch on Wednesday, and that school could be canceled.

You never know, anything can happen. Right now I’m coming down from a migraine. My head just started hurting after drama, probably because I had to talk over some other people how will remain nameless. Have you ever had a feeling that you’re slowly loosing one of your close friends because of their relationship with someone else. I learned today that it can be one of the worst experiences.

Here are some crazy sports Photoshops brewed up at SomethingAwful.com.

Haha, today’s blog of the day is…


What’s the deepest you’ve ever dove underwater?

Sunday Comics!

I remember back when I was about 5 years old, right around the time I learned to read, when I was first introduced to newspaper comics. I was traveling, and on the plane there was nothing to do. My dad was doing a crossword next to me, and I saw a colorful assortment of words and pictures hanging from the paper. I couldn’t read at the time, so I just looked at the pictures. I thought it was magnificent how a punch line could be delivered by means of ironic change and peculiarity. Of course, at the time, I didn’t think so philosophically, but I still enjoyed the colorful strips. It was a single sheet with no more than 20 different frames on it. This was a 4 hour plane ride, so I had nothing better to do than read and reread it, over and over. I began to understand the separate comedic approaches the authors attempted to convey. It was magnificent in so many ways. Perhaps this was my first affair with the alien world of illustrational pun-intended comedy.

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Today’s blog of the day is…


Burn After Reading was the dumbest movie I have ever seen! What’s the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen?


At times, my friends and I realize that we’re in the most boring part of the United States – the Midwest. With nothing to do in this small town, no places to go, no one to see, we begin to show hatred for the unforgiving rows and rows of corn that line this state. We can’t always experience the thin grains of sand melting between our toes as a swift breeze rolls across the vast beach. Deep within the backs of our minds we know that we have a simple oasis of our own that no tropical coastline can compare to – snow.

I can’t help but feel sorry for those who live in areas that will never see snow. Snow is something else, something other-worldly. It’s majestic crystals fly from the sky to greet you with a comfortable everlasting warmth. My words may have a cliché tone to them, but I can’t help it.

I was looking at the weather today and the first snow shower is headed our way tomorrow. Snow showers bring the promise of accumulation, which could always lead to a snow day. I remember when I was younger I would wake up in the morning on a school day to realize that I had slept in quite a lot, seeing as my mom hadn’t woken me up. I would look out the window to witness a vast, endless array of white serenity drifting into a deep horizon.

Carter and I live in a neighborhood that’s intertwined with the golf course. When it snows, the entire golf course with all of its mountainous terrain is engulfed in a blanket. This makes for perfect sledding conditions.

Once again, I show no mercy for those who dwell in the coastal planes, basking in the year-round warmth. They will never hear the cool whisper of a blanket of fresh precipitation, or know the feeling of sliding effortlessly down a slippery tundra. They will never experience the feeling of calmness and silent joy, or the sense of irreplaceable happiness when staring into the cold jaws of the long, white abyss that dances before them. They will never experience the mighty, modest awesomeness of snow.

I felt a bit compelled to write this post after reading that there was a promise of snow in the forecast tomorrow. Do you prefer a hot beach, or a cold, snowy tundra?

Saturday Night Live!

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We talk a lot about SNL on The Panic Button, and I realized some people don’t know what it is.

Saturday Night Live is a late-night sketch comedy and variety show on NBC. The show regularly lampoons many aspects of contemporary American society, such as politics and popular culture, including both television and film. [Wikipedia “Saturday Night Live”]

Every Saturday night there is a different host and musical guest. The host is usually a celebrity or popular figure. I started watching Saturday Night Live about two years ago and fell in love with the hilarious comedy skits. It also always gives me something to look forward to on the weekends.

Anyway, tonight’s host is Blake Lively. She’s from the show, Gossip Girl. Here’s the promo for the show. There is some very mild sexual humor, so consider yourself warned.

Rihanna is the musical guest. She recently came out with a new album, Rated R. There are some pretty cool songs on it including Hard, Wait Your Turn, and Russian Roulette.


I don’t know how good of an actor and comedian Blake Lively, nor do I know her talents or accomplishments, but she seems kind of funny. It should be a good show tonight.


If you’re an SNL addict like me, you would know that that’s Andy Samberg. He’s perhaps the funniest actor on the show and is bound for success. Today’s blog of the day is…


Do you watch SNL? If so, who’s your favorite actor or skit?

The Friday Special!

This is a bit late, I’m aware of that :). I’ve been working on a science project about greenhouse gases and global warming. Here are some funny iPhone commercial parodies.

Thank you to everyone who has commented recently, we really appreciate it. If you frequently visit The Panic Button, I encourage you to comment at least once a day. It gives us a way of knowing that you visit and enjoy the blog. Thanks again to everyone! Today’s blog of the day is…


What’s the coolest thing you’ve made out of snow or sand?

It's Snowing!

In school today we had an ice cream party. We heard people in the hallway yelling, “It’s snowing!” We all ran to the doors to see the white flakes of winter falling from the sky. Something about the first snowfall is so majestic. It’s truly amazing.

With the first snowfall comes the winter holiday theme. I hope you guys like it!


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Respect - Representing The Neighborhood Koopa Troopa Super Mario Bowser Demotivational Poster

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Motorcycles - You're Doing It Wrong Demotivational Poster

To Be The Fourth - Yeah, It Sucks. Demotivational Poster

Photogenic - Sometimes You Just Need to Accept The Fact That The Camera Hates You. Demotivational Poster

Today’s blog of the day is…


What’s your favorite song?