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My Back Hurts!

That seems like a line that only an old person would say, but during school I must have pulled my back because I can barely bend over. This has happened to me before right in the middle of a soccer game. I couldn’t play for the rest of the game because I couldn’t walk. I’m pretty sure it happens when you’re moving your muscle’s a lot, and then suddenly sit down.

I don’t think I’ll be going to swimming tonight, which means no homework! Just kidding, there’s still homework :(. There’s always homework.


We received 22 responses to our comment prompt yesterday. What’s the worst embarrassment you’ve ever gone through? Here were some that I thought were funny.

Tatosmusic: A few years ago it had just rained out and we had to run laps, but when I was running I fell in the mud. I didn’t know I fell in the mud – I thought I fell next to it. I was walking around and the teacher pulled me aside and was like, “Did you poop in your pants?”

Thegreenllama: One time, I was at the neighborhood pool, and me and my cousin were doing funny tricks off the diving board. I tried to do one where I crossed my legs in mid-air, and my bathing suit ripped. In half. Thank God I was only 5, and my mom was standing nearby with a towel.

Barbere: I was in first hour and heard laughing. I turned around to see what they were laughing at I didn’t see anything peculiar. So I went from 1st to 3rd hour, and in every class people were laughing next to me. When I got to 4th hour the teacher asked me what was on my back, and I gave her a weird face. I reached up and found a sticky note on my back that said “I love my mommy.” You know what? I do love my mommy!

Scikid: When I was four years old, I was walking in Wal-Mart. I was really sleepy and I wanted to go to bed. I grabbed on to my moms hand and began hugging her. Turns out, the person I was hugging was some stranger who took me to the cashier and the cashier announced that some weird kid was hugging a stranger. To the whole store! My face was probably as red as a cherry…

And as I write this post, I logged on to Twitter to see the Fail Whale staring back at me.

What’s the most frustrated you’ve ever been?


You Guys Are Funny!

One of the greatest benefits of being an author on this blog is reading all your hilarious comments. I asked you on the last post,

Have you ever gone to sleep in your bed, but mysteriously woke up in a different place?

Saphire9410: I was sleep walking and my dad was sitting on the couch watching TV. He saw me come down the hallway, go to the fridge, eat or drink something,  mumble a few words to him, and then go back to sleep. The next morning I woke up with a taste of mayo in my mouth!

Cca: One time I fell asleep in my bed. When I woke up I was laying down by my computer at five in the morning and my dog was licking my face. It was weird.

Davy: One time on break I fell asleep and found myself in a beach chair next to the pool.

Barbere: I went to bed in the living room and woke up in my my bed, fully dressed. There was a gallon bucket of ice cream on the floor. Imust have eaten it while I slept!

Haha, I love your comments! I think I might do this more often. Once in a while when I find myself with too much free time I’ll post some of the funniest and craziest answers I get from the post-end-question of the previous day.


What’s the worst embarrassment you’ve ever gone through?

Sunday Comics, Anyone?

Everyone loves comics on one of the most miserable days of the week. My two absolute favorite comic strips are F-Minus and Cyanide & Happiness.

F Minus - November 29, 2009

F Minus - November 27, 2009

F Minus - December 1, 2008

F Minus - November 30, 2008

F Minus - November 28, 2008

F Minus - November 27, 2008

F Minus - November 25, 2008

F Minus - November 24, 2008

F Minus - November 22, 2008

F Minus - November 21, 2008

F Minus - November 20, 2008

F Minus - November 19, 2008

F Minus - November 18, 2008

F Minus - November 17, 2008

F Minus - November 15, 2008

F Minus - November 14, 2008

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Hardy har har! Today’s blog of the day is…


Have you ever gone to sleep in your bed, but mysteriously woke up in a different place? One time I went to sleep upstairs and woke up in the basement. CREEPY!!

College Humor!

Unfortunately, tonight’s Saturday Night Live is a rerun.


I know, I know, it’s terrible. What am I to do on a Saturday night like today? You could watch some CollegeHumor. Here’s my favorite College Humor video.

Here’s another funny one. It’s a conversation between the doctor and the patient’s son. The entire conversation consists of “yo mama” jokes.

And here’s a useless cat video.

And today’s blog of the day is…


What’s your favorite singer/band? I love The Beatles!


Hey everybody.  I’m too lazy to post much but I came across this video on my friend Pizzaman’s  blog. It’s a new Fred video.  I’m not a real fan of Fred but this one isn’t annoying like most so I like it. Enjoy.

That’s catchy! Well, I hope everyone had a great thanksgiving and black friday. Good night!
Did you buy anything cool today? or get a good deal?

The Friday Special!

Black Friday is perhaps the happiest day in a shopaholic’s year. It’s when everything goes on sale the day after Thanksgiving. Oh my gosh Tom  Cruise dancing!


Sorry about that, I was searching the web while making this post and found that image. Anyway, today is also Eid in the Islamic religion. Eid mubarak!

Here’s some fresh RoflRazzi!

daniel radcliffe, emma watson, rupert grint

jonah hill

carlos santana

kanye west and taylor swift

mel gibson

robin williams

stephen colbert

haley joel osment and bruce willis

heath ledger

jaleel white


Those are so funny! Today’s blog of the day is…

Emily & Penguiz

Who is your favorite actor? I like Tom Hanks and Michael Cera.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Today is a time to be thankful for everything you have… and to eat a lot. I’m thankful for my wonderful life, my loving parents, and my great friends. What are you thankful for?

I was contemplating what to bring to this post, so I looked up some old Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving skits.

I love SNL! Today’s blog of the day is…


What are you thankful for?

Update: I have made some updates to the survey. I encourage you to answer it, regardless if you have already.